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Juessi Doyle
43, Hufflepuff
Welsh. Works for the Welsh Ministry in the Department of International Magical Relations. Other than that, he has great hair is somehow related to the McCormack-Dukes, brother-cousins I believe. He likes getting into fights with Sammy and thinks Wags is completely insane but loves him all the same. Don't touch his records or he'll get rather upset. Juessi ended up with a very random Finnish name thanks to the fact that he was actually born in Finland during a skiing holiday his mother was on. Great times all around and just how he ended up with the name of the doctor that delivered him.
Mirian Doyle
42, Beauxbatons
A French Muggleborn who attempts to keep the family together. Mirian is the smart one of the lot, the one with a large library and the one that actually went to Uni like Sioned is doing now. Speaks German and French with a little Welsh thrown in. Doesn't so much seem to care that her children are running wild as long as they fill out the Doyle Family Communications Log and show up for dinner here and there. Has a degree in Literature from Universite d'ete de Boulogne-sur-Mer and cooks better than anyone in the house.
Dahlgren Doyle
21, Gryffindor
Tends to talk quite a bit and is apparently closer to Wags than Sioned is. She likes to tell stories of their past, and will let things slip when she isn't thinking, which is most of the time. She drives a white scooter around and lives at home still, though she stays with the Jones's quite often, but refuses to stay in their place in Finland. She's friendly to everyone even if she talks in paragraphs. She's currently dating Midge Jones and overly concerned with everyone's gossip. Dahl secretly works for the Nevermore spinning wild tales that come out of her head with just a small bit of the truth to it, call her an unidentified source.
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Aleksandr Blane
24, Durmstrang
Aleksandr went to school with Julian Derrick and Anastasia Elyashkevich . He is the older brother of Veraina Blane. The Blanes have lived between Manchester, England and St. Petersburg, Russia since Alek was five and the family has been friends with the Derricks since their move to England. At Durmstrang, Alek was a part of a small group of boys involved in Politics and getting into trouble. He left Durmstrang with high marks in Care of Magical Creatures, Herbology and Duelling. He is currently working in St. Petersburg for the Russian MOM, as head of the Department for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures.
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Phil Brankovitch, Jr., Pyrotechnics technician for the Weird Sisters
29, American
Phil hails from a big family in Chicago and is a true American mutt, being half Jewish, a quarter Puerto Rican, plus some Lithuanian, Irish, Italian, whatever the hell else thrown in. He's a Vietnam vet, and spent about five years of his life on a ranch (having been sent to live with other family for being a bad kid for a whle) before he was drafted and all that fun stuff, and then moving to the UK. Also, he's the cousin of the American Quidditch player, Maximus Brankovitch III, and, well, basically he just loves fire.
Samuel Duke, Shopkeeper
45, Hufflepuff
Sammy is really an interesting specimen, which can probably be attributed to the fact that he's Welsh. Or at least that's what we're blaming it on. He's Kirley's father, the half-brother and first cousin (don't ask, it's possible) of Juessi Doyle, and despite the fact that he's a capable halfblood wizard, he has chosen to live his life as a Muggle. Yep, he's got a quaint little shop in Pentrhydyfen in Wales, probably a few sheep, and he just lives as a Muggle, for no real reason. He's honestly hard to hate (just ask his ex-wife), albeit a BIT too friendly, has very amazing eyes to match his brother-cousin's amazing hair, and is almost always late. Oh, and he took Juessi's Clash records, but shh, don't tell.
Caleb McCormack
44, Gryffindor
Kirley's uncle, who's really a bit of a lazy nut. He refuses to admit he's too old to still party with the kids, and he has a tendency to mooch off of his much more successful twin sister, Cat, and his much more successful nephew, Kirley. Also, his marginally more successful daughter, Theo, but she's another story. Also, he totally doesn't sleep. Yep.
Catriona McCormack, Captain and Chaser of the Pride of Portree
44, Gryffindor
Kirley's mother, and if you mess with her kids, she will kick your ASS. She is protective, she is tough, and she is a total sweetheart, I swear. Just as long as you don't mess with anyone she cares about. She's the Captain and Chaser for the Pride of Portree (oh yeah, still, she's so not ready to retire yet), and if you try and touch her Quidditch World Cup, or any of her Quidditch awards, she will slice you from here to Sunday. Even if it's already Sunday. She'll slice you to next Sunday. Really now, why are you questioning her on this? She's still rather fun loving, though, and can handle herself in a tough situation better than anyone most people know. It's a wonder she had such a wuss for a son.
Theodosia McCormack
20, Ravenclaw
Younger cousin of Kirley, significantly smarter and saner than him, though no one ever claimed that was anything close to an accomplishment. She'll occasionally pop in, say something sane, act like the voice of reason for the band or what have you, and then disappear in a puff of purple smoke, leaving everyone to wonder where the heck the random sanity came from, which she explains away as her being all Scottish, with no Welsh. She acted as Fry's fake wife for like a week, and is the same age as most of Parasiiti. Also, FUN FACT, her real name is Theo, but she introduces herself as Theodosia because she was sick of being mistaken for a boy. She's still called Theo most of the time, but that's pretty much against her will.
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Mordecai Jordan
55, Muggle
Former political activist in South Africa, X's father, Mordy, moved back to England after his fifth kid was born. Fifth out of nine. That should pretty much be a full-time job on its own, but he came back, was a cop for the next twenty-odd years, then retired, like...last year. Sometime. It's in X's journal. The first Jordan Journal Attack! Anyways, he's one of those "STAND UP AND FIGHT!" kinda guys, one of six kids, and always wanted a big family. Just...never expected to have nine children.
Algernon Jordan
32, Muggle
The oldest of the massive (massive, massive, massive) Jordan family, Algie's a doctor, one of the saner(ish) members of the Jordan family (hahahahahahahahahahaha), and was eight years old when they left South Africa, so he's one of the few that can remember stuff from back then. He has two kids, is loud and likes to laugh at people that aren't him just like his brothers and sisters, and is a self-proclaimed protector of the English language.
Christine Jordan
30, Muggle
The oldest female in the Jordan family and second oldest of the pack, Christine is a feminism crazy, human rights loving, pro bono barrister (think "RAH RAH, HELP THE POOR, THE TIRED, THE OPPRESSED YEARNING TO BE FREE!"), and the real protecter of the siblings. She'll argue her point until the very end, is crazy close with her older brother Algie, is another one that can remember quite a bit about life in South Africa, and, get this, she's married, and yet she kept her last name. I know. That crazy feminist terror.
Jesse Jordan
28, Muggle
He is easily the craziest of the Jordan family, and that is quite a freaking accomplishment. He's the crook of the family, though he tells everyone he's a "mechanic" who apparently has to go all over the world to get parts for all those crazy foreign cars. Obviously. To be honest, he spends the majority of his time in foreign jails, calling in favours from every member of his family to get him out, or running his quaint little chop shop.
Aaron Jordan
26, Muggle
Aaron is X's brother that's practically the same age as him. In that they're Irish twins (less than a year apart) and just...forgot who was older and who was born when. It's really totally possible, considering they're two of nine, and they weren't born in the hospital. He and X are a lot alike. Aaron's just a Muggle, and probably just a bit more down to earth. Like, he can probably hold down a job a bit longer. And he doesn't have a kid. BUT THEY HAVE THE SAME SHITTY LUCK.
Edmund Jordan
24, Muggle
Edmund is the black sheep of the family. Can you imagine what that is? Oh yeah, he's the quiet one. He's quiet, he's intelligent, he's calm, and he's the voice of reason for the family. Which is really, really weird. Despite the fact that he's able to look at his family and go, "OMG you all are effing CRAZY," he still loves them more than anything, and he likes to join in on their antics every now and again. Not a whole lot. Just...every once in a while. If they ever get in deep shit, he's probably the one that they're all going to turn to to help them out of that really sticky pinch of a pickle.
Jeremiah Jordan
23, Muggle
Another little brother, Jeremiah is easily the tallest member of the Jordan family, especially with that giant little afro going on these days. Crazy, of course, but he's usually one of the ones pushing for activities on the more illegal end of the spectrum, and he's the only one still actually in karate, and is actually planning on opening up his own karate school, if he can ever settle down and get used to a little bit of responsibility. He's the closest with Jesse, and has been known to end up in foreign jails with him, or at least trying to break him out using unconventional methods before going, "Fuck this, we're calling Xavie."
Violet Jordan
21, Muggle
X's baby sister, she's stuck up and spoiled and will do anything for her younger twin brother, Dean. She only has one little brother, so she's all crazy protective and not quite as crazy, but still crazy, so long as she doesn't break a nail. While all the Jordan siblings were required to learn karate to protect themselves as kids, Violet pretty much dropped out early and will either fight dirty or hide behind her brothers.
Dean Jordan
21, Muggle
The youngest member of the Jordan family, he's a med student, very smart, and very, very crazy. Like all the Jordans. I mean, really, have you not caught on to this yet? He's like a repressed twelve-year-old on sugar when you get him away from his rather overbearing twin sister, and pretty much loves tagging along after Jesse and Jeremiah or X and Aaron.
Laurence Jordan
31, Muggle
Laurence is just another Jordan in all ways, except for the fact that he's a little bit...whiter than the rest. He shaves his head, works out, works as a mechanic, and wears dresses. With tennis shoes. No one is really quite sure how he ended up in the family, or if the Jordans even acknowledge that there's anything different about him, seeing as, if you ask, say, where he came from, they'll just tell you Leeds, or if you ask if he's adopted, they'll WTF at you and ask why they hell you'd ask that. But damn does he look good in a dress.
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